Fuddy: Fuck-buddy. A platonic buddy whom you fuck.
Cuddy: Cuddle-buddy. A platonic buddy whom you cuddle.
Snuddy: Snail-buddy. A platonic buddy whom you snail.
Usage:
Des: Oh Snuddy, I really need a fuddy.
Walrus: Well, all I need is a Cuddy. I used to think I was this fat horny fuck but I now realise that I would give up a lifetime of fuck just to hold someone and fall asleep together every night for the rest of my life.
Des: That's bullshit.
Walrus: I'm hungry. Is the spaghetti ready?
Des: Yeah it is.
Walrus: Later we can snail.
Des and Walrus: (walrus high five) Ouwr! Ouwr!
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This is a bit random.
"WEBEE BOYS!"
"AND WEBEE BACK!"
(and because this will interest you..)
God created the world in 7 days. Webee Boys created "Pointy Hat (The Boat Song)" in 7 hours. Beat that bitches. Hailng from the streets of Hollywood, Webee Boys were fed up with the state of hip hop, and decided to take matters into their own loins. Currently touring through Asia and Antarctica, Webee Boys are revolutionizing the way the world listens to everything. Members Flex Masta and Mad Rows write, produce, and choreograph all of their songs. They are currently featured on the top 50 list of Last.fm (London based music website, along with The Veronicas and Coldplay). Working with the likes of Michael Mitchell, Evbo, and Rachel Perry, Webee Boys are making a Bigfoot sized footprint in the music world. Boo ya, bitches.
Born at a young age to a mother and father, Flex learned of his rap talents during the third grade spelling bee. "It just came to me. It all of a sudden made sense yo", he says. Growing up in Hollywood made him realize that he had a lot to say about politics, world events, and pointy hats. Although Flex never actually graduated the 4th grade, he was lucky enough to have been teamed up with the incomperable Mad Rows, whom he met at a motorcycle shop. "I don't ride, I hump." Flex Masta's heroes include, but are not limited to, his parents ("wherever they are"), Dwight D. Eisenhower, and E.T. ("the ultimate gangsta"). "Rapping is what makes me happy for real. Oh, and chickens."
The Webee Corporation is shared with Mad Rows, the infamous rhyming mate of Flex Masta. Born in California to his parents Angry and Crazy Rows, Mad grew up on the block, straight chillin in a gangsta way, and found comfort in the world of hip-hop. Mad Rows teamed up with Flex Masta in, what seemed to be an all too perfect coincidence, as they found one another practicing their ill rhymes while humping the same motorcycle. That motorcycle will forever symbolize the beginning of Webee history. Mad Rows enjoys chilling, being gangsta, and urinating on other people. Finally, he is proud to be a Webee boy and looks forward to doin some crazy sh*t ... and stuff
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